An alert, Jesus in our consciousness after Lent, Holy Week, and in the light of Easter

Kanisas Fellowship

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Kris Rizzotto has an extensive website worth looking at, https://krisrizzotto.com/ – and a Facebook page link with many religious and humorous reflections. including the following.

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

Indigenous

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Native American:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married

2. He was always telling stories

3. He loved green pastures

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Mexican:

1. He treated his mama like she was a saint

2. He always wore llantas and a serape

3. He was a carpenter who could fix anything

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

Kris Rizzotto